My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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