Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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