I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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