She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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