Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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