i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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