wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
honey bunches of taint.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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