On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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