butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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