: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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