you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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