I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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