? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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