She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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