My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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