i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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