I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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