Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The adults are the big ones right?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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