she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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