the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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