So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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