It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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