ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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