I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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