Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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