I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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