do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
