Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He felt like a one man threesome
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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