If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Dick very happy bro
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