her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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