just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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