I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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