I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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