Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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