ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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