omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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