I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
