ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
