Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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