did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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