In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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