Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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