and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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