Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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