Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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