He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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