oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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