I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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