Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
