walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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