This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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