Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
