I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I need to calm my uterus...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
