i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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