just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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