Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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