Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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