i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just googled if crying burns calories
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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